Julia doesn’t like Halloween, I can’t say I’m over keen either but it’s an excuse to be silly so here goes with A Recipe for a witch perhaps you would like to write one as well?
Five Century Cackle Buns
Take nineteen apples, bobbed and then spat out. Chop and mix into a litre of pepto bismol. Mince the fingers of seven ladies and soak them in mackerel juice for three Sabbaths.
Whisk all together with sprinklings of powdered caterpillar, the feathers of a dodo, the warts of a crone and an eyebrow from an Arctic chimp.
Bring to the boil, strain through a hermits sock, saving the mashings for later. Tip into fifty individual dragon’s egg shells and bake.
Mix the mashings with hair removal cream and spread over cooled buns.
Enjoy with a large mug of boiled bluebottles.
That was fun reading. Well done.
No, I miss the allure of hallowe’en too. But I like your recipe.
Oh Yuckyboos.
You are so good at these 100 word challenges… loved this one…
Very Halloweenie!
Yummy especially the drink
The boiled bluebottle beverage was inspired Gilly
This is fun. I prefer the lighthearted attempts to the gore!
What a lot of hard work – all those dragon eggs! Enjoyed this lighter one after reading some real chillers.
How do you think up this stuff!!! hahaha
Perfect for Halloween!
I’m so relieved I’m too far away for you to make me taste this nasty brew!
I’m not sure which is worse – the lady fingers steeped in mackerel juice or the mug of boiled bluebottles! Ingeniously awful.
don’t know why but I love the bobbed and spat out line, something visceral about it
Wow, Dodo feathers, haven’t had those lying around in ages!
What a nutty recipe… love it!